Fairytales.

I have always wondered about Fairytales. They seem so joyous, positive and will never end realistically. Although they were written and designed for children of all ages to learn an important life lesson, real life lessons are never that positive. I think I might switch occupations to change this genre of literature before it becomes uncontrollable.

Chinese Fairytale.

"Mommy, I didn't get an A+ in Math this year, but I got a 89% which I think is pretty good considering the class average was 70%. Can I get a PS3 still?" -typical chinese son
"No Pan Fu, you won't even be allowed to use hot water to shower." - typical chinese mother

Moral of the story: Don't f*ck with your parents. A+ is not 89%, its 90%. Don't feel bad for Pan Fu, he deserved it.